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(KONTALARIA) "Euskadi, 2026".
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"Elena Mugikari ez zaio bizitzan
ezer falta".
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"Zaletasunak ditu,
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maitegarria den seme bat,
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eta bakez betetzen duen alaba".
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Ea hiltzen zaren gilipollas!
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"Ah! Eta bikoizketa aktore...
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(OIHU EGITEN DU)
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"...bikaina da".
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"Baina bizitzak dena hankaz
gora jarriko duen sorpresa bat
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dauka gordeta".
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Ya eta ezin da beste
balorazio mediko bat eskatu?
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Zer egiten du hemen?
Derrame bat eman dio.
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Dezente igertzen zaio ezta?
Duela bost urte ez dela hemen bizi.
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"Eta ezustekoak, badakigu...
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...bata bestearen atzetik datoz".
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Baina zer da hori?
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Bala bat da.
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"Hemen gaude, familia
zoriontsua berriro bilduta".
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Hija de puta.
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"Ilusioz beteriko lan-erronkak...
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...karrera literario oparoak...
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...eta harreman afektibo
osasuntsuak".
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"Eta andre horrek Kennedy hil zuen".
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-Eta egingo nuke berriz.
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"Hasiko gara?".
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-(KORROKA EGITEN DU)
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(Musika kezkagarria)
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(Musika kezkagarria)
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(EZTUL EGITEN DU)
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Dena ondo, Elena?
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(Musika kezkagarria)
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Zer pasatzen zaio?
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-Senarrarena gertatu
zitzaionetik oso gaizki dabil.
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-Eta seme-alaba horiekin...
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Esan didate hemen ondoan
dagoen bazarrera joan eta...
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gauzak lapurtzendituela.
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Emakume gaixoa.
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Aurpegira ere ezin diot begiratu.
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Hau nik ikusi dut lehenago.
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Nire amari gertatu zitzaion.
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Berrogeita hamarrak bete,
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eta pam!
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Mutu!
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Baina Elenak ez ditu
berrogeita hamar...
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Berregoita hamar ditu?
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Gutxienez.
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Begiraiozu.
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Kaixo.
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Kaixo.
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Probatzen.
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Bai, bai, bai...
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Zahartuta nagoela uste duzu?
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Bai.
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Gogoratu zeinek ordaintzen dizun.
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Orduan ez.
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Berandu nabil.
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Lanera noa.
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Lana daukazu?
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Bai, nik bai. Bikoizlea naiz. Zu?
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Uste nuen hori hobbie bat zela.
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Ez naiz bazkaltzera etorriko,
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beraz aitarekin geratu
beharko zara egun osoan.
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- Ezin dut, klasea daukat.
- Bueno, ba eraman klasera.
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Agur.
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Agur.
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Aita, ya!
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Gelditu soinutxoekin.
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Orain zure alabarekin geratu naiz.
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Oraintxe etorriko naiz.
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Eta emango dizkiot
eskuminak zure partez, lasai.
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Askoz hobeto.
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ARGI GORRIAK
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II - ZU(k) APURTU, ZU(k) ORDAINDU
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Ez, ez... gaur ere ez naiz depilatu.
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Pelutxezko hartz baten
moduko hankak ditut.
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Oso leunak, bai.
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Bai, bai, besapetan ere bai.
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Ea mingainarekin iristen naizen?
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Bai, bai, jakina, oraintxe bertan.
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Asko falta zaizu?
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Presa daukat...
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Ah, listo?
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Bale, oso ondo!
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Bai, busti-busti eginda nago.
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Hitz egingo dugu.
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Maite zaitut, agur!
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Nazka ematen didazu!
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Telefono bidezko terapiak
ez zuen funtzionatzen,
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gauza berriak probatzen ari naiz.
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Norbaitek ordaindu behar du
alokairua, gogoratzen?
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Ni orain lanean ari naiz.
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Ah, bai, aitari ipurdia garbitzen.
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Tipo horri maite duzula esan diozu?
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Paul, isildu!
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Ez da hain zaila.
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Kaixo!
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Kaixo.
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Debekatuta bola ukitu.
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Ui, zergatik?
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Madarikatuta dago?
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Madarikatuta ez, marmol.
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Zu apurtu, zu ordaindu.
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Sukaldari postuagatik hemen?
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Ez, bueno ez dakit.
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Igual honi interesatuko zaio.
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Ez, Paul, ez.
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Baietz, horrela
pornoa utzi dezakezu.
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Ez da pornoa,
linea erotiko bat da.
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Konturatzen zara amaren
antza hartzen ari zarela?
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Biok prostituitzen
duzue ahotsa diruagatik.
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- Nik ez dut ezer prostituitzen.
- Ezetz?
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"Bai, Lucia naiz,
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orangutan baten besapeak ditut,
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eta, bide batez, maite zaitut".
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"Paul naiz,
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mutil lagunak utzi ninduen
artaburu bat naizelako,
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eta orain hil egin nahi dut,
baina berez ez,
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ze nartzisista bat naiz eta
gehiegi maite dut nire burua...".
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Barkatu.
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Begira, kontua da duela
egun batzuk gure etxera,
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jatetxe honetako
janaria iritsi zela,
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baina gutako inork ez
zuen ezer eskatu.
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Horregatik, jakin nahi dugu
nork egin zuen eskari hura.
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Karta hor.
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Zer nahi eskatu?
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Ez, ez... Ez dugu
janaririk eskatu nahi.
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Nork eskatu zuen
jakin nahi dugu.
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- Nor eskatu?
- Hori da.
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Nork eskatu zuen?
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Zu eskatu.
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Ez, ez!
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Gutako inork ez zuen ezer eskatu.
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Kontua da, ostegunean etxera
iritsi zitzaigun janarian
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bala bat zegoela.
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Bala bat. Ulertzen?
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Pistola batena.
Bang, bang. Bala.
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- Bang bang?
- Bai, bang, bang.
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Jakin nahi dugu nork
egin zuen eskaria.
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Nor?
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Nork!
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Nor?
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Nork!! “K”rekin, ostia!
Ez da hain zaila.
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Paul, lasai.
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Jakin nahi dugu nork eta zergatik.
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Zergatik?
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Zu adarra jotzen ari zara, ezta?
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Agian bai, agian ez.
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Goazen hemendik Paul .
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Ostegunean janaria ez.
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Nola ostegunean janaririk ezetz?
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Itxita zegoen jatetxea, seguru zaude?
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Itxoin, ni jabeari galdetu.
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Ostegunean janaria bai?
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Ez, ostegunean janaria ez.
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Zu entzun jabea.
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Jabea pixka bat kabroia, ezta?
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Eta azkarra.
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Zuk badakizu nola
esan ispilua txinoz?
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Hor nao.
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Ikusi duzu nola hitz egin didan?
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- Nola hitz egin “digun".
- Zu ohituta zaude.
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Hemen jartzen duenaren arabera
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jatetxea ostegunean irekita zegoen.
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- Gezurra esan dit.
- Gezurra esan “digu”.
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- Berriro sartuko naiz.
- Ez, Paul, ez dauka zentzurik.
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Emakumeak ez digu ezer esango.
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Baina ideia bat daukat.
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Hori engantxea pornoarekin...
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Erre zortzi piti eta ito
zaitez eztulka mesedez.
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- Miguel?
- Lucia, esan...
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Mesede bat eskatu behar dizut.
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Zer mesede?
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A ze aurpegitxoa!
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Gizonen batek esnatuta mantendu
zaitu gaur gauean ala?
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Bai, baina ez zuk
imajintzen duzun moduan.
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Ondo zaude?
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Super duper.
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"Milaka galernek
joko dute kostaldea,
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baina elkarrekin gauden bitartean,
ezingo gaituzte hondoratu”.
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Nik ez nuke sekula
horrelakorik esango.
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Zer, Elena?
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Ezer ez.
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Aizu, nongoa da telesail hau?
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Txinatik...
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Bai, hori bai, baina...
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noiztik bikoizten ditugu
horrelako gauzak?
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Ez dakit, Joxeanek esaten du
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kliston alakasta izan duela
beste herrialde batzuetan.
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Joan egin behar naiz.
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Baina olaintxe ilitsi zala...
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Benetakoa da?
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Ez laztana.
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Poliespanezkoa.
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Ukitu dezaket?
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5 euro ukitzeagatik, 10 selfie bat,
eta autografoak 20.
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Sinatu dezake?
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Ez du ematen... esku hori...
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Sinatuko dut nik,
letra antzekoa daukagu.
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Baietz, aita?
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Zuri tarifa bikoitza.
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- Zergatik?
- Ez zaitudalako aguantatzen.
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Nire izena ere ez dakizu ta.
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- Sandra.
- Patricia da.
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Selfiea nahi duzu ala ez?
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Baina gertutik.
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Niri bost titiak muturrean
jartzen badizkiozu ere.
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Ekarri.
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Momentutxo bat.
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Zer iruditzen?
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Historiak ez digu ezer irakatsi.
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Begira nola dauden,
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zure aitari baino baba
gehiago jausten zaie.
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Führer bat beste maite dute.
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50Egatik 15 minutuz utziko
zaituztet bakarka zure bulegoan.
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Gustatzen zait zure
mentalitatea, Paul.
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Burgesiari min gehien ematen
dion lekuan egin behar zaio eraso:
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karteran.
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Baina zure gelakideak lumatzeak
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ez zaitu idazle akademiara eramango.
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Oraindik ez duzu ezer ez idatzi ezta?
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Ba ez, baina horretan ari naiz.
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Ez da erraza.
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Momentu txarrean nago,
depresioarekin eta hori...
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Zure amaren minbiziagatik?
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Ah, azkenean ez zeukan.
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Bueno bai, bera.
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Non ibili da urte hauetan?
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Ez dakigu.
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Paul, munduko edozein idazlek
ordainduko luke zuk daukazuna.
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- Zer?
- Istorio bat.
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Hortxe daukazu
akademiarako sarbidea.
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Zu?
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Ni.
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Eta bera.
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Jarri irratia!
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Benga, irratia!
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Saiatzen ari naiz!
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Musika jartzeko, ostia!
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Altuago!
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Ixildu mese.
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Ixidu zu, mese.
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Ez, "Ixildu mese" dela abestiaren izena.
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Eta zuk nola dakizu hori?
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Nirea delako, Izaro naiz.
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Beno, ba ni Lucia naiz eta
hau nire autobusa da. Beraz...
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Zer?
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Ospa, mesedez.
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Baina hau ez da nire geltokia.
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Izaskun, faborez...
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- Izaro da.
- Ospa!
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Bere ama zara.
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Eta?
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Nola "eta"?
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Derramea izan du buruan, Concha.
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Ez dizu inporta?
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Heldutxoa da bere
buruaren kargu egiteko.
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Hori da arazoa,
berak ezin duela.
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Eta orduan, nik egin
behar dut bere kargu.
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- Ondo.
- Ondo ez...
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Zure semea da. Hortik.. atera zen.
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Bai, baina gero hor... sartu zen.
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Eta ordutik ez da nire arazoa.
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Begira, ni ez nago
prest bera zaintzeko.
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Ez daukat denborarik
lanarekin, umeekin...
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Umeak, umeak... ez dira.
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Arrazoi duzu, ez dira umeak.
Kriston putada dira.
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Bai, seme-alabak beti
dira kriston putada.
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- Ginebra pixka bat nahi?
- Ez.
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Ezin dut, joan beharra daukar.
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Nire zain daude.
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Nor? Gizonen bat?
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Bai, Concha, gizon bat.
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Zure semea.
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Horrek ez dizu balio.
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Mutil gazte bat behar duzu.
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Eta nahi izanez gero, lortuko zenuke.
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Ez zaude hain gaizki 57 urte izateko.
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Berrogeita hamar ditudalako.
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Ze krema erabiltzen duzu?
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Ez dizu bat ere mesederik egiten.
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Egon hemen...
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Concha, alde egin
beharra daukadala.
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Nora zoaz?
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¡Concha!
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Nik badaukat bat.
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Zer, krema bat?
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Ez, gizon bat.
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Ez dakit nola deitzen den.
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Nik baby deitzen diot.
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"Baby"?
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Bai, "baby".
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Nahiago dugu izenik ez ematea.
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Kasualagoa da.
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Non ezagutu duzu?
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Facebooken.
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Nork erabiltzen du
Facebook oraindik?
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Nik.
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Trukua da, laztana, pixka
bat itxura zaintzea.
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Moñoña jartzea.
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Baina orain ez da horrela.
Garaiak aldatu egin dira.
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Bai, baina gizonak ez.
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Zer da hori?
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Utzi laguntzen.
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Laguntza behar dut zure
semea gainetik kentzeko.
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Ez, laztana.
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Zure aurpegiarena larriagoa da.
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"Makeover" bat egingo dizut.
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Nondik ataratzen dituzu
ingelesezko hitz horiek?
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Facebook!
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Atera informazioa, Miguel.
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Bai, saiatuko naiz.
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Saiatu ez, atera informazioa
ostiaka ez bada ere.
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Utzi egin behar zaitut, emakume
mutur luze bat dator...
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Kaixo, kaixo.
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Kaixo, zer moduz?
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Nire izena Miguel Etxekalte da.
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Instagramen "Espageti Erregea"
izeneko profil bat daukat,
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eta bertan janari
kritikak egiten ditut.
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gourmet kartak, zirkuitu
gastronomikoak, edozer...
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Jatetxeetara joaten naiz
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eta bertan nire jarraitzaileei
erakusten diet zer jaten dudan.
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Pila bat ditut.
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Berrogeita hemezortzi.
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Ikusten?
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Bat gehiago gaur goizetik.
Gorako bidean noa.
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Zu ordaindu janaria?
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Bai, bai, jakina.
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Orduan arazorik ez. Zu grabatu.
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Tori karta.
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Espageti Erregea.
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Momentu bat...
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Zuk ezagutu maritxua eta puta?
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Zer?
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Maritxua eta puta.
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Ez, ez dakit zertaz ari zaren.
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Beti izan da potro handi bat:
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jaio zenetik.
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Eta berdin zait nire semea izatea,
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arrazoi gehiago esan dudana esateko!
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Librada ederra, bai andrea.
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Ez esan hori, oraindik etxean daukat.
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Ba bota leihotik behera.
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Orain baino okerrago
ez da geratuko...
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- Badakizu zer den okerrena?
- Zer?
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Nik maite nuela.
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Eta zuri esker aldatuko
zela uste zenuen, ezta?
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Denok pasa gara hortik.
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Zuk uste noizbait
maite izan nauela?
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Nik uste baietz.
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Baina gehiago maite zuen bere burua.
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Badakizu zein den Julianen arazoa?
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Bere aita eta biok
aberatsegiak ginela.
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Baina dirua zoragarria da...
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Bai, bada...
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Baina aberats jaio eta
dena egina daukazunean,
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diruak burua aldrebesten dizu.
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"It fucks your head".
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Zertarako joko zuen kolpe
zorririk, horrelako bizimoduarekin?
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Baina, batzuetan Julianek
lan egiten zuen.
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Bai, tunante galanta.
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Beti enpresekin
tratuan, kea saltzen.
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Ez zara gogoratzen bere
margolari garaiaz?
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Koadro politak egiten zituen,
ez zuen txarto egiten.
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Bai... Hori polita iruditzen zaizu?
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Ez da oso polita, ez.
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Zergatik daukazu hor zintzilik?
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Barre batzuk botatzeko.
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Besterik ez.
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Julian eta bere hobbie-ak.
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Horixe zen zuen guztia.
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Eta merezi ez zuen emakume bat.
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Eskerrik asko, Concha.
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Nik esan dut hori?
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Ze lotsa,
ginebra izango da.
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Zer da hori?
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Zer dira ahots horiek?
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Ahotsak?
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Ez dituzu entzun?
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Ahotsak entzuten dituzu?
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Bai.
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Banekien denbora kontua
zela zuk burua galtzea.
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Beti izan dituzu txoro begiak..
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Ohera noa.
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Ya?
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Ah, ahotsak! Bai!
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Sotoko telebista izango da.
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Esperanzak batzuetan
piztuta uzten du.
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00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,920
Horrela gidatuko duzu?
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00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,040
Bai, ez kezkatu.
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Zerbait gertatzen bazait,
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nire seme-alabak
egingo dira nire kargu.
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Zer uste duzu, zaindu
egingo zaituztela?
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Nik ez dut esan zaindu,
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esan dut nire kargu.
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Gero, makina batera
entxufatuta utziko naute
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eta noizean behin etorriko
dira etxera bisitan
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nire pentsioaren txekearen bila.
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Concha, batzuetan
ahaztu egiten zait
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zergatik diogun elkarri
hainbeste amorru.
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Ez dizudalako inongo errespeturik,
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ez zuri, eta ez zure lanari.
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Egia! Orain gogoratu naiz.
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- Beno, banoa.
- Gabon.
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Zer pasatzen da hemen?
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00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,720
Zer gertatu zaizu aurpegian?
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00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,480
- Zer moduz daude nire zigoto maltzurrak?
- Ama!
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Jatetxean egon gara gaur.
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Zerbait deskubritu duzue?
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Ezer ez, Miguel ari da horretan.
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Ea ba zer moduz...
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Ea zer moduz ez, ama.
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Hil egin nahi gaituztela.
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Zer egingo diogu...
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Mozkortuta zaude?
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Ni?
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Bai zera...
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Beste ardo botila
bat daukat sukaldean
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eta ekarriko dut
oraintxe bertan.
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- Nik ez dut edaten.
- Nik erez.
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Zergatik?
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Gaur egungo gazteek
zergatik ez duzue edaten?
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Gure gurasoak edanda
ikusi ditugulako.
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Ez da hori.
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Da sosongo hutsak zaretelako.
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- Jakina.
- Banoa ohera.
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- Benga.
- Aspergarri kuadrila.
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Zu bai aspergarria.
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Maite zaituztet.
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Asko maite zaituztet.
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Ama bale ya.
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"Milaka frontek
joko dute kostaldea,
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baina elkarrekin gauden bitartean,
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ez gaituzte hondoratuko.”
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- Gabon.
- Agur.
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Ondo lo egin maiteak.
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00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,200
Hobby bat bilatu
beharko dut nik ere.
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Miguel.
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Miguel.
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Miguel?
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Non sartu da tipo hau?
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00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,040
Utzizazu, ez da gosez hilko.
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00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,720
Kriston textura eta zaporea.
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00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,000
Gyozak leku honetan top tyer.
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Aizu, aizu...
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Barkatu.
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Inporta zaizu sukaldean
pixka bat grabatzen badut?
448
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,440
Nire jarraitzaileentzako da.
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00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,480
Hori da engagement
gehien ematen duena.
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Berrogeita hemezortzi follower?
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Hirurogei.
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Bi gehiago hemen
sartu naizenetik.
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Leku hau urrea da!
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Aurrera!
-Eskerrik asko.
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Beno ba, hementxe gaude sukaldean.
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00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,800
Egia esan, nahiko garbia daukate.
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00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,360
Kriston gyoza usaina.
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00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,000
Hori egia da, baina
dena esan beharra dago.
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00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,160
Lagun, barkatu.
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00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:18,520
Erakutsiko didazue nola prestatzen
duzuen “arroz tres delicias”?
461
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,480
Ba aloz, eta hilu delizia.
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00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,160
- Hori da.
- Eta hilu delizia.
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Kaixo, laguntxo!
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Giro ederra, bikaina!
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Jende oso jatorra.
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00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,000
Beno ba, esan bezala dena
oso garbia daukate...
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00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,480
Gomendagarria da leku hau.
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00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,000
Beti irekita dago eta
janaria oso ona.
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