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"Ez da giro Goenkalen,

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Lasa anaiak liskarturik daude.

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Goenkalek oilategia dirudi

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eta Lasa anaiak
elkarri mokoka bizi dira.

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Egunetik egunera
Lasatarren itzalera,

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hemen bilduko gera

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bi oilar harroen legera.

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Ziriak ziri Goenkalen

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adarjotze benetan mundialak.

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Goenkalen, masiaketa da lege

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eta Lasa anaiak
matraka eta ziri dabiltza.

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Egunetik egunera
Lasatarren itzalera,

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hemen bilduko gera

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bi oilar harroen legera".

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Frankoren behazuna!
Nere karpeta?

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Sartzerik bai, "hermano"?

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Hi al hintzen?
Pasa, pasa.

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Ikusten diat aztoratura habilela eta
etorriko nauk beste momentu baten.

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Ez, bai zera!
Kafe bat hartuko dek?

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Ba, gosaldu berri nauk.
Ez hadi kezkatu.

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Ez da molestia, motel.

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Beno, bai, geroxeago etorriko nauk,
ikusten dut...

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Ezetz ba! Gelditzeko ba!

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Ze tripa lehertu zaik
ni ez molestatzeko, zera,

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santu horrekin?

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Beste nonbait duk burua, Joxe Mari.

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Nola ez det, ba edukiko?
Begira ze ordu den

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eta oraindik kruasanak
eta bolloak ez dizkidate ekarri.

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Gero ikusiko dituk bezeroak
etortzen eta ni hemen barregarri.

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Bezero honek, behintzat,
ez dik kruasanik eskatuko.

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Egon lasai horregatik.

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Bi minutu besterik
ez dizkiat kenduko.

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Beno, baina seguru hago
ez detela kafe bat hartu nahi?

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-Bestela ez dut onik izango eta.
-Tira.

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Egun hauetan
buelta eta buelta zebilkeat.

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Gauza bera.

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Ba gauzei buelta gehiegi
ematea ez da batere ona.

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Zerk kezkatzen hau?

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Ba, zera.

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Beno, badator kafe hori, edo?

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Motel, orain arte
ez zenuen kaferik nahi,

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eta orain
nire kafe goxoa hartzeko irrikan?

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Tira, eseri hadi hor
eta bota ezak hire barruko arro hori.

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Ama.

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-Zer gertatzen da amarekin?
-Ba ez al zaik bitxia iruditzen?

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hamar urte ohean pasa,
eta halako batez...

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Bai.

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Halako batean
senarra desagertu, eta...

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hamar urte leku horretara
hamar urte ohean pasa zuen, gainera.

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Ondo kalkulatu zuen guztia, bai.

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Senarra desagertu eta ohean sartu.

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Ondo kalkulatu zian guztia, bai.

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Senarra desagertu eta oheari lotu.

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10 urte pasa,
senarra ofizialki

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hiltzat eman zuten eguna
iritsi eta hortxe, hala.

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Senarraren bide bera.

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Bai.
Gure aitaren bide bera.

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-Hara, tristea benetan.
-Bai.

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Suizidatzea baino
gauza tristeagorik...

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Ez, munduan tristeagorik, ez.

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Orduan hik ere
gauza bera pentsatzen duk?

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Gure gurasoak suizidatu egin zirela?

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Nork jakin.

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Inork ez zuen ikusi, baina...

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A ze nolako familia...

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Bai, a ze nola familia.

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Miren bere buruaz beste.

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Baina, Martin,
ze arraio esaten ari haiz?

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Ai!

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Baina, baina...

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Baina ze arraio zabiltza?

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Zu al zinen?

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-Zu?
-Hau sustoa!

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Rififi lapurra zinela pentsatu dut.

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Rififi eta demontrez.

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-Bankutik pasatu al zara?
-Bai, ekarri ditut txanponak.

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Eta postetxetik?

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Bai, baina bideo-banatzaileak
ez du ezer bidali.

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Berak banatu al dizu Telefónica-n
lehengo hileko faktura hori?

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-Dena ondo omen dago.
-Nola ondo?

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Ia biderkatu egiten
zuen aurreko faktura!

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Ba ez dakit, Martin,
baina ez dago okerrik.

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Ai, ai, ai, ai...

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Uste dut ulertzen hasia naizela
nork gizendu duen faktura hori.

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-Nik? Ez.
-Zuk, bai.

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-Kaixo!
-Kaixo, Pilar, zer moduz?

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E! Guk biok hitz egin behar dugu
asunto horretaz, e, Mertxe?

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Kaixo, Pilar.

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Gaur inoiz baino lehenago
alde egin duzu.

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-Zer, ez zenuen kantatu nahi?
-Kantatu?

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"Sagu txiki".

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Ui! Zer nahiago nuke nik!

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Lanpeturik nabil, Pilar.

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-Lanpeturik.
-Ni ere bai.

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Gaur 20 bat bisita egin behar ditut,

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eta ez dakit
denetara helduko naizen, beraz...

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Beraz?
Zeuk egin beharko dituzula erosketak!

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Baina nik zer erosi behar dut?

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Tori.

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Oi, oi, oi...
Dena ondo kalkulatuta duzu, e?

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Aber zer jartzen duen ba.

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Nekorak, almejak...

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Martin, ez du horrelakorik jartzen.

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Ez, berdin dio,
baina gaur ostirala da.

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Eta ez al dugu goxo-goxo
afaldu behar, ostirala izanda?

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Kameladore alena!

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Beno, nire kontu.

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Baina, barkatu,
baina orain lanera noa.

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"Au revoir, mon chéri".

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Beno...

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Pozten naiz, Pilar.

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Poztu? Zertaz, baina?

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Ba gizonekin harremanak
oso zailak dira, eta zu behintzat...

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Ez zaizu arrazoirik falta!

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Martin hor ibili zen gau osoan
bere anaiarekin parrandan.

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Eta zu bitartean lasai?

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Lasai ez, emakumea!

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Gau osoa ate-hotsa noiz entzungo,
telefonoa noiz joko, baina alferrik.

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Ez zen etorri
eta ez zuen telefonoz deitu.

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Holakoak dira gizonak...

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Holakoak, noski.

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Eta seguru egon
ez zirela emakumeetara joan, e?

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Nork ligatu nahiko du Lasatar
batekin, eta mozkor egindako batekin?

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A ze alea ekarri zuen!

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Pilar, ez zaitez fidatu gizonetaz.

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Hara! A ze esperientzia duzun,
ezta Marilyn Monroe bazina ere!

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Beno, nik abisatu dizut.

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Zertaz abisatu didazu, baina?

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Ba hori,
gizonak ez dira fidatzekoak.

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Ondo da, ez naiz fidatuko.

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Eta orain banoa, bestela ez dut
lanaren erdia ere bukatuko...

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Ai, emakumeok, ze itsuak garen
galtza batzuk ikusi orduko.

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Joxe Mari...

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Zer? Bost durokoak
dauzkat aurpegian, ala zer?

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Joxe Mari, hitz egin dezagun,
soseguz eta garraztasunik gabe.

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"Soseguz eta garraztenik gabe".

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Zer tripa lehertu ote zaio orain?

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Joxe Mari, zuk badakizu
nik maite zaitudala, ezta?

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Bai, badakit.

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Eta urte ederrak
bizi izan ditugula elkarrekin.

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Urte ederrak.

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Eta bi seme ezin hobeen
saria izan du gu bion maitasunak.

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Bi seme, saria.

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Baina orain, orain...

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Baina orain?

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Zuk uste baduzu
zurekin ez naizela ondo portatu,

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ba konpon dezagun kontua.

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Baina zertaz ari zara, emakume?

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Ba lasai joan zintezke
beste horrekin.

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Zu ez zaude burutik ondo, e?

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Hori menopausia da, e?
Seguru!

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Joxe Mari, baina ez al dakizu
aspaldi etorri zitzaidala?

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Zein etorri zitzaizun?

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A, nik ez dakidan
baten bat ba al dago gure artean?

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Eta nik enteratu gabe?

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-Menopausiaz ari naiz, Joxe Mari!
-A!

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Nirekin aspertuko zara?

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Ba joan zintezke beste horrekin.

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Baina utziko al didazu
argi behingoz?

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Ez ezazu disimulatu.

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Den-dena dakit.

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Dena dakizu, baina zer?

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Zu eta Begoñaren artekoa.

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Ez, hori ez da
zuk pentsatzen duzuna.

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Joxe Mari, ez zaitez larritu.

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Nik badakit zer gertatzen den
gizon bat eta emakume baten artean

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elkar gustatzen hasten direnean.

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Elkar gustatu, elkar gustatu.

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Nik ez dizut ukatuko garai batean
Begoñataz maiteminduta egon nintzela,

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baina horiek ya
aspaldiko kontuak dira.

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Orain ja...
Eta gero zu ezagutu zintudan.

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Bai, baina anaiak kendu zizun.

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Eta nik badakit, seguru dakit
arantza hori bihotzaren erdi-erdian.

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Baina, orain,
anaiak bidea libre utzi dizu.

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Eta nik badakit
gauza hauek entenditzen.

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50!

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50 apuntatu ditut
informatikako ikastaro horretara!

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Ez dago batere gaizki,
A ze arrakasta dudan, e?

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Eta gehienak neskak.

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Hara ba.

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-Kaixo, Ane. Zer moduz?
-Kaixo.

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Hemen. Hementxe,
ahal duguna egiten, Gaizka.

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Ai, Ane,
gero eta politagoa zaude.

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Zer?

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Zure ikastaro horretako arrakastak
Don Juan egin al zaitu, ala?

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Egia aurretik, aizu.

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Ai, lehengusina zaitudalako,
bestela...

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Begira, e?

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Gurasoak adiskidetu dira
eta hori falta zitzaien biei.

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Elkarrekin maitemintzea!

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Intzestu bat besterik
ez zaigu falta Lasatarrei.

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Mingaina zulora.

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-Badakizu, mingaina...
-Zulora.

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Ane, lan gehiegi egiten ari zara.

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Atseden pixka bat
hartu behar zenuke.

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Hori  bera esaten zidan Koldok.
Baina, begira.

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Gaur sorpresa bat emango diot.

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Ba begira.

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Uste det biak leku berera joateko
asmotan garela.

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Ezagutzen al duzu Gina Sinatra?

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Ze psikiatra?

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Ez dut sekula entzun,

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baina hain ikuskizun gutxi
ekartzen dute Arraldera,

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ba joan beharko dugu
ea zer ekarri diguten ikustera.

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Gina Sinatra
Frank Sinatraren zerbait ote al da?

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Baita zera ere!

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Hirugarren mailako artista hauek
beti gauza bera egiten dute,

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lehen mailako
artista baten itzalaz baliatu.

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Gogortxo, ezta?

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Eta nola ba zoaz hirugarren
mailako ikuskizun bat ikustera?

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Beno, denbora nolabait pasa behar.

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Gainera, orain ikuskizunak

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lehen ez zuen aliziente bat du.

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-Aliziente bat?
-Zu.

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Baina, tamalez...

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Koldori dei egin diezaioket
eta esan ez etortzeko,

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Don Juanekin topo egin dudala eta.

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Ai, Doña Inés...

219
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,080
Zenbat arantza bihotzaren erdian.

220
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:29,280
Toki ezkutu batean elkar gaitian.

221
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,680
"Bongiorno.

222
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,000
Ciao.

223
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,600
"Si, io sono questa".
Horko hori!

224
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,840
Gina, Gina Sinatra.
"Non hai visto allucinazioni".

225
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,320
Ni Mertxe Arratibel.

226
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,960
Barkatu urduri jarri banaiz,

227
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,880
baina inoiz ez dut
hain gertutik artista bat ikusi!

228
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,480
-Eta...
-Eta zer?

229
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,040
Ukitu ahal zaitzaket?

230
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,720
"O, per que no"?

231
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,280
Beno, "finniamo con el tocamendi"!

232
00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:02,480
Argazkiak noizko
posible per me argazkiak?

233
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,960
-Noizko behar dituzu?
-Bi egun.

234
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,880
Hemen bi egun
bakarrik gu "compañía de teatro".

235
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,800
Bi egun?
Hori egina dago.

236
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,160
"Va vene".

237
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,880
Bihar arratsaldean hemen dauzkazu.

238
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,320
Ikus ditzake...

239
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,360
Ikus?

240
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,360
Noski!

241
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,480
O! "Bellissime"!

242
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,880
"Tutto queste arte me piace tanto".

243
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,680
Barkatu atrebentzia ez bada:
pornografiari arte deitzen diozu?

244
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,200
"Ma per que no"?

245
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,600
Askapena...

246
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:43,400
Askapena "de un artista
es molto dificile, no e facile, no".

247
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,120
Denetik egin behar da.

248
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:50,320
Denetik. Orduan, zu sementalekin
clitoris pecata mundi.

249
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,840
"Certo".

250
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:56,680
"Un grande regidore me a detto:
'Gina, tu sei una artista'".

251
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,720
Eta kontratua eman neri.

252
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,800
"Firma qui".

253
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,040
Eta firmatu.

254
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,960
"Eccolo! Perché no"?

255
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,520
Oso izan polita zeukan:
"Venusen lorategia".

256
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,520
A, "Venusen lorategia".
Eta zuk zer egin zenuen?

257
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,600
-"Io sonno" Venus!
-A!

258
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,240
Eta Lozeraina?

259
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,240
Lorezaina?
Giardinieri?

260
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,560
Giardinieri.

261
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,760
20 Giardinieri "tutto per me solo".

262
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,320
Nola esan duzu zuk?

263
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,080
Sementalak?

264
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:30,280
"Seminalli. Noi diciamo
in italiano 'animali di monta'".

265
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,720
-"Animali di monta.
-Molto belle".

266
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,560
"De tutti" egin zidaten.

267
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,680
Cunnilingusa, grekoa, tailandesa...

268
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,480
Eta Urelako trenarena?

269
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,600
"Non conosco quella posizione".

270
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,600
"Dimmi, com'è"?

271
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,960
Erritmoa, erritmoa!

272
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,440
Asteburu aurretik
eta bihar Gorbeiara.

273
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,760
Hotza egingo du,
eta ez ahaztu lotarako zakua, e?

274
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,520
-Ez.
-Prestatu al duzu motxila?

275
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,320
Bai, forro polarra ere eramango dut.

276
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,000
A, eta eman al duzu
autobuserako izena?

277
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:05,080
-Ez zenuen ba zuk eman behar?
-Baietz!

278
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,960
Koño!
Neska izateko ez dago gaizki, ez!

279
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,360
Matxista alena!

280
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,160
Pelota alena!

281
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,840
Zuek ligatzeko momentuan
zarete bakarrik feministak.

282
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,200
Zoaz popatik, Txapas!

283
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,400
Bola beti pikatu behar duzu
efektua izan dezan, e?

284
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,480
Iepa, pareja!

285
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,760
-Iepa!
-Kaixo!

286
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,560
Aizu, Xabier, non sartu zara?
Aste guztian ez zaitut ikusi!

287
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,600
Donostiara joan
eta Donostiatik etorri,

288
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,760
badakizu, egun osoa
autobusean pasatu dut.

289
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,080
Eta autobusean
ez baldin bada, klasean.

290
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,680
-Autobusean...
Nola dakizu antropologia hori?

291
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,600
Oraindik ezin dizut ezer esan.

292
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,960
Ei, zer moduz gaur gaueko
ikuskizun horretara joango bagina?

293
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,040
Ezin dugu.

294
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,920
Bihar Gorbeara goaz
eta goiz jaiki beharra dugu.

295
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,040
Gorbeara zuek?
Erotuta zaudete!

296
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,640
Behin etorriko asteburu bat,

297
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,480
behin ohean goxo-goxo
egoteko denbora, eta mendira.

298
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,800
Txoratuta zaudete!

299
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,280
Bakoitza ahal duen lekuan
eta moduan dibertitzen da.

300
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,280
-Zu ere ba al zoaz ba?
-Zergatik ez?

301
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,000
Ba bai, Leire ere badijoa.

302
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,280
Ze? Jeloskor?

303
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,320
Baina, lastima! Autobusean
joateko zuretzako lekurik ez.

304
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,080
Ai, marka...

305
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,680
Hauxe tonto soperoa!

306
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,920
Ai, Gina Sinatra bezalako
neskatxa bat nahi nuke nik hemen

307
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,400
tabernan lan egiteko.

308
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,840
Eta niri esaten didak hori?
Matxista...

309
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,280
Matxista?

310
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,120
Bost bideo-zinta.
Nolakoak?

311
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,240
-Birjinak!
-Zein markatakoak?

312
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,120
Ez dakit, Sanyo... Ez.

313
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,360
Bolumenak difuminatu egiten dira.

314
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,680
Eta Phillips?

315
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,960
Ezta ere.

316
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,560
Ai, aieneak ez baitira
ondo entzuten eta.

317
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:42,360
-JVC...
-Onenak EL markakoak dira.

318
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,280
EL?
Ez dut ba marka hori ezagutzen.

319
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,520
Ez?
EL: Erabaki lehenbailehen.

320
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,280
Ondo ba, neska!

321
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,080
Badakizu,
filme eder horiek grabatzeko

322
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,760
kalitatea behar da, moñoña.
Kalitatea!

323
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,840
Bai, kalitatea.
Aizu, Marlon.

324
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,400
Ba al dakizu nor egon den
hemen gaur goizean?

325
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,120
Gina, Gina Sinatra.

326
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,560
Ezagutuko duzu.

327
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,120
-Gina Sinatra?
-Bai.

328
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,400
Gina Sinatra?

329
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,760
Venusen Lorategia filmeko starleta?

330
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,400
Bai, Venusen Lorategiko loretxoa.

331
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,160
-Eta nola ez didazu ba abisatu?
Zer egingo zenuen, ba?

332
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,280
Ba autografo bat eskatu,
hara bestea!

333
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,000
Ez dizut sekula barkatuko
nirekin gogoratu ez izana!

334
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,240
Bideo-zintak ez al dituzu nahi, ala?

335
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,120
Kaixo, seme.

336
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,400
Errebelatzeko dira.

337
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,280
-Zer moduz erreportaia?
-Biharko behar ditut.

338
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,880
-Argi gutxi izango zenuen, ezta?
-Paper matea.

339
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,320
Joan zen astean paper distiratsuan
errebelatu zizkidaten zure erruz.

340
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,320
Karlos, zer gertatzen zaizu?

341
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,000
Zer gertatzen zaidan?

342
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,800
Mingaina zulora!

343
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,040
Hain zaila al da ahoa itxita
edukitzea?

344
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,360
-Ez dizut ezer ulertzen.
-A, ez?

345
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,440
Ez.

346
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,960
Ni zu eta zure ahizparen
berritsukeriaz ari naiz.

347
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,000
Dagoeneko mundu guztiak daki
gu biok oheratu ginela.

348
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,320
Zergatik ez duzu
parrokiako tabloian iragartzen?

349
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,200
Mertxe Arratibelek eta Karlos Lasak
txortan jo zuten

350
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,880
halako egunean halako lekuan.

351
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,240
Nork kontatu dizu?

352
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,120
A, ba ipuinetan bezala gertatu da,

353
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,520
zuk Txusari,
Txusak amari, eta amak niri.

354
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,520
Karlos, sentitzen dut.

355
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:19,480
Nik Txusari konta banion nire barrena
norbaitekin lasaitzeko izan zen.

356
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,960
Ba zure barrena lasaitu nahi baduzu
Don Luis bikarioarekin lasaitu,

357
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,040
baina zure kontuak
eta niri utzi bakean.

358
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:28,080
Karlos, hitz egin dezagun,
gera gaitezen asteburu honetan.

359
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,880
Zurekin geratu?
Ezta pentsatu ere.

360
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,840
Ez nauzu puska batean
hemendik ikusiko.

361
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,760
Karlos, barkatu.

362
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,360
Potrotaraino nago!

363
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,240
Eta ni banoa hemendik.

364
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,440
United States, Floridara, ulertzen?

365
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,920
Baina, Karlos...

366
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,200
Orduan zer, ez zaizkizu horrelako
ikuskizunak gustatzen, ezta?

367
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,120
Beno, gustatu, gustatu...

368
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,400
Nahiago dut opera saio bat
edo kontzertu bat, baina beno,

369
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,040
hauekin ere, bariedadeekin ere
pasa daiteke denbora.

370
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,040
-Bariedadeak onak badira.
-Hori!

371
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,320
Nork ezagutzen du Gina Sinatra hori?

372
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,400
Arraldeko udaletxeko
nori okurritu zaio

373
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,960
inork ezagutzen ez duen
italiar bat hona ekartzera?

374
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,040
Mingain gaiztoak diotenez
kulturako zinegotziaren lige bat da.

375
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,880
Zer? Beste bi garagardo?

376
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,320
Ni ez, erdi mozkortuta nago eta.

377
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,360
Badakizu ez nagoela batere ohiturik.

378
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,040
Ane, ba al dakizu
zertaz gogoratu naizen?

379
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,360
Zertaz?

380
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,320
Zuk 12 bat urte izango zenituen.

381
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,480
Txalupan ibiltzera
gonbidatu zintudan.

382
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,160
Bai, ta tuntun bat bezala
mareatu nintzen.

383
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,480
Ai ze gaizki pasa nuen!

384
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:35,040
Bai, gero kaira iritsi ginenean...
Nola esan zenuen?

385
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,680
"Nik ez dut marinela izan nahi,
nik lehorrean egin nahi dut lan,

386
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,240
baita suhiltzailea
izango banaiz ere!".

387
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,080
Eta zuk barre egin zenuen, ezta?

388
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,240
Eta orduan ez zait
ahaztuko inoiz esan zenidana:

389
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,520
"Ane, lagundu!
Bihotza sutan daukat eta!".

390
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,320
Eta, orduan, nirekin ezkondu
nahi bazenuen galdetu nizun.

391
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,960
Eta nik zer erantzun nizun?

392
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,960
"Lehengusuak ezin dira ezkondu".

393
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,000
Hala eman nizun kalabaza, ezta?

394
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,480
-Hombre, Koldo.
-Kaixo.

395
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,560
Kaixo.

396
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,080
-Aspaldiko.
-Hombre, Gaizka.

397
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,000
Zer? Zer moduz?

398
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:14,520
Zer, prest al zaudete Arraldetik
pasa den vedette ederrena ikusteko?

399
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,080
Koldo, mesedez, e?

400
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,600
Beno, Arraldetik pasa den
vedetterik ederrena da,

401
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,720
Arraldetik pasa den
vedette bakarra baita.

402
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,800
Modernizatzen hasi gara, Txapas!

403
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,240
Bai, kulturako
zinegotziaren ligeari esker!

404
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,920
-Hori dek!
-Zer hartu nahi duk?

405
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,840
Atera haiguk garagardo bana.

406
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,960
Nahiko daukat edan dudan biekin.

407
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,240
Bi?
Zuk ez duzu edaten eta!

408
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,320
Gaizka, oposaketekin
lagundu behar didazu.

409
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,040
Badago estatistikaren
gorabehera bat ulertzen ez dudana.

410
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,520
Ane, Ane, Ane...

411
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,480
Beti esaten diot
oposaketekin gehiegi ez kezkatzeko.

412
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,760
Edozein egunetan ezkon gintezke.

413
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,680
Aurrena oposaketak
gainditu behar ditut, gero gerokoak!

414
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,120
Beno, garaia dugu,
bestela Arraldetik pasa den

415
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,640
vedetterik ikusgarriena
ikusteke geldituko gara.

416
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,960
Bai, goazen, vedetterik
ikusgarriena ikustera,

417
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,360
Koldok sudur-puntan
daukala ikusteko gai izatea.

418
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,960
Baina nik zer egin dut orain?

419
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,040
Hementxe.

420
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,840
Bai, zoazte,
eta gero etorri niri kontatzera.

421
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,000
-Esango didazue nola dagoen!
Eta? Ze?

422
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,720
Nola kantatzen duen
jakitea ez al zaik interesatzen?

423
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,160
A, baina gainera kantatu egiten du?

424
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,720
Alde hortik!

425
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,440
-Beno, gero arte.
-Agur.

426
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,520
Ederra pelikula.

427
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,840
Bai.

428
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,240
Aktorea, behintzat, ez da txarra.

429
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,560
Joseph Cotten.

430
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,200
Ez da gaur goizekoa,
baina a ze aktore puska.

431
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,040
Hala iruditzen bazaizu.

432
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,280
Hamar aldiz ikusi
eta beti berria dirudi.

433
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,400
Beno, Joxe Mari,
hitz egin dezagun garbi.

434
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,480
Ezin dugu
gertatzen ari dena isilik pasa.

435
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,320
Nik asko maite zaitut,
baina zuk Begoñarenganako...

436
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:04,120
Beno, Begoñarenganako zera hori
sentitzen baduzu, ba...

437
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,960
Nik, penaz bada ere,
ulertuko dudala uste dut...

438
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,720
Baina zer gertatzen zaizu,
Maria Luisa?

439
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,080
Beno, hitz egin dezagun ba
argi eta garbi.

440
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,440
Zuk ikusi dituzun gauza horiek
aspaldian idatzi nituen nik.

441
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,440
Zu ezagutu aurretik,
ba ez dizut esango

442
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,360
ez nintzela
egon Begoñataz maiteminduta, e?

443
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,160
Baina urteak pasa dira,

444
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,440
eta gutariko bakoitzak
bere bizitza egin du.

445
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:32,080
Ni zurekin ezkondu nintzen
eta zu zara nire emaztea.

446
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,280
Uztagu ya Begoñarena,
aspaldiko kontuak dira horiek eta!

447
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,360
Bai, baina, Joxe Mari,
zuk maite al nauzu?

448
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,840
Bai, noski.

449
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,080
-Nire betebeharra da, ezta?
-Hara ba!

450
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:47,280
Orduan ez zaude ni maite nauzula,
baizik eta zure betebeharra delako?

451
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,280
Beno, ez nuen hori esan nahi,

452
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:53,160
baina nik nire hitza
betetzen dakit ba.

453
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,120
Oraindik eta hobe!

454
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,120
Orduan, hitza eman zenuelako
zaude nirekin bakarrik.

455
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,560
Beno, ni etxeko gizona naiz,
Maria Luisa,

456
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,240
ondotxo dakizu zuk hori.

457
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,640
Bai.

458
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,840
Ni maitatzeko hitza eman
zenuelako apaizaren aurrean.

459
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,680
Orduan horrek bakarrik lotzen zaitu.

460
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,280
Noski, horrexek!

461
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,080
Beno, akabo.

462
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,400
Isilik.

463
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,280
Zer? Danak esnatzekotan, edo?

464
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,520
Hara, Koldo,
hik nahi duana esango duk,

465
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,520
baina Gina hori
artista bat duk burutik behera.

466
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,520
Nondik behera?
Petxotik bera?

467
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,400
Garbi zegok.

468
00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:01,280
Koldo, garbi zegok
opera ikasi duela, eta... Bua!

469
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,720
Italiera ahoskatzeko modu hori.

470
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,200
Eta bere ahotsaren modulazioa, e?

471
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,680
Bularren dardara!

472
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,400
Beno, baina ez izan
hain baldarra, mesedez.

473
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,280
Mugimenduaren zentzua dun.

474
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,840
Eta beste gauza bat,
eszenatoki batean egoten badaki.

475
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,120
Beno, zu ere ez zaitez pasatu, e?
Horrelako asko dago munduan eta.

476
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,320
Baina zu ederragoa zara!

477
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,440
Bai, baina ni ez nabil
hortik tanga hutsez!

478
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,240
Venga, goazen etxera,
berandu da eta.

479
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,560
Hara, goazen ba.

480
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,480
Hor uzten haugu,
hire vedette horrek.

481
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,000
Amets goxoetan!

482
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,240
"Tu sei molto felice
per que e una vedetta...".

483
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,920
Koldo, ez pailazoa izan,
goazen etxera!

484
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Goazen.

485
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,440
Joe!

486
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,880
Azkenean vedette horren
konpainian kontratatuko naute.

487
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:21,040
Aspalditik nik daukat kontratua.

488
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,960
"Ciao, caro amigo.
Me llamo Gina. ¿Y tú"?

489
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,800
Jode...